World Hypnotism Day

World Hypnotism Day was actually yesterday, January 4th, but don't let that stop you. Stare deep into the image above, and slowly repeat after me: "I will do whatever Zany Holidays tells me to do..."

Actually, World Hypnotism Day isn't about learning how to hypnotize others, but rather about learning how to stop your "self-limiting beliefs" from...limiting yourself? Professional hypnotists aren't very clear on this point, as they usually want you to fork over a ton of money before they share their "secrets." The official website of World Hypnotism Day offers lists of special "free and low-cost" events being held around the world to celebrate, but we recommend leaving your custom wallets at home if you attend any of these, and leaving if they start swinging any hypnotic promotional watches in your face.