National Fresh Breath Day

Here's a holiday that makes sense to me: National Fresh Breath Day. I'd rather celebrate and honor this day than Barbie in a Blender Day (no offense to anyone that might be offended by that statement).

If you've ever been around someone with habitually stinky breath, you understand this holiday. Fresh breath is key to making friends, meeting new people, and just being an overall cleanly person. Having bad breath makes people stay farther away from you or just avoid you altogether. We don't want that now, do we?!

Brush your teeth at least twice a day. Use mouthwash whenever possible. Pop some mints or gum in between. Do whatever you must to deter bacteria from producing stank in your mouth.