On any given day, there are a number of potentially dangerous and sociopathic zany holidays stalking the streets, preying on the innocent, and corrupting respectable calendars around the world.
It is our job to keep you up to date with the latest information about these menaces and to arm you with the necessary weapons to celebrate these horrible abominations of celebrations.
We are not alone in this fight. A large number of promotional items are out there, helping us to make some zany sense of their zany carnage. So read on, but with caution, and a much recommended sense of humor.