As I stare off the edge of a cliff, I wonder about the sanity of the world before I jump. Today, ladies and gentlemen, is Barbie-In-A-Blender Day. I am not joking, this is for real, it's not a test, get with the program.
This day is in honor of a court case victory in which a photographer beat Mattel. Mattel sued the photographer for publishing nude Barbies in awkward positions and being blenders, mixers, and other kitchen appliances. In a sense, it was a landmark victory for free speech "art." **Sigh**