Inspire Your Heart with the Arts Day (But Not Too Much, Art is High in Trans Fats)

Ever notice how everyone is always in a rush? People just don't seem to take the time to stop and look around. If you did, you might notice that inspirational art is all around you. Whether it be some creative graffiti on the side of a building, the pitter-patter of rat feet along the pavement, or your favorite crazy guy singing in the subway, art is everywhere.

Inspire Your Heart with the Arts Day is all about experiencing and appreciating all of the art in your life. Think of today as a special opportunity to go out and visit a museum, paint a picture, take a dance class, go to a play, or even hold out your hat and help that crazy guy sing!

So go out, pick up some art supplies, and inspire a heart with some art of your own!

Inane Answering Message Day (At The Tone, Please Shut-Up)

Today will spell relief for anyone who has ever had to suffer from listening to a painfully long, annoying, obnoxious, irritating, pointless, frivolous, unnecessary, or just plain stupid answering machine message. People around the world are encouraged to delete or change such audial assaults in an effort to spare the nerves of unsuspecting phone callers everywhere.

How can you tell if your answering message is inane? Consult this brief checklist.

Do you purposefully rhyme at all?
Is there any singing involved?
Do you have an obnoxious ringback tone (e.g. The Thong Song or anything from the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack)
Do you have your 2-year old speaking for you?
Do you have the entire family speaking in unison?
Is your message a bad joke? (e.g. "Thank you for calling the NYC Morgue, you kill 'em, we chill 'em")?

If you answered yes to any one of these, please promptly remove the offending message before you get you get marked up in your friends' address books and have your first amendment rights stripped away from you.

Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day (A Day To Snap And Share!)

Remember your younger days when a big package would came in the mail? You'd rabidly wait for the box to be open so you could immediately discard the contents and go straight for that beautiful bubble wrap. You even had to take it into another room to preserve that popping glory for yourself.

In honor of our beloved shipping material, Bubble Wrap Appreciation Day has been deemed official to give thanks for all the joy that it has brought and continues to bring into our lives.

No matter how young or old you are, bubble wrap popping is really fun, albeit somewhat obsessive. However, it can be a great way to relieve stress, make some noise, or create your own games. So go out, get some bubble wrap, and start popping away with the rest of the family!

LEGO Bricks turn 50! (Get Out Your Bricks And Start Building A Cake!)

Believe it or not, January 2008 marks the 50th anniversary of the LEGO block. Ever since the idea started with wooden blocks in 1932, the LEGO phenomenon has been on the rise. Children began to receive splinters at an alarming rate, so in 1958 the LEGO creator, Ole Kirk Christansen, found that plastic was the ideal material for toy production.

Christansen himself came up with the name, a combination of the Danish words "LEg" and "GOdt" which means "play well". Christansen named his company LEGO, but intended on calling his product building blocks--very original. Somehow the name stuck and the word LEGO became synonymous with these small plastic blocks we all know and love. The LEGO bricks that are produced today can still fit perfectly intact with those created in 1958.

Putting the name LEGO on every block since 1958 has helped the company develop a strong brand name, and it could work the same for you. Check out some promotional toys and games you could use you boost your brand name the same way.

So dust off those old blocks and start building because hey, its LEGO's birthday!

Groundhog Run Day (Don't Let Your Shadow Hold You Back!)

This annual event takes place in Kansas City, Missouri. Unfortunately, no groundhogs are actually involved, it's only called the "Groundhog Run" due to the unique nature of the race--it's entirely underground. 3000 runners from across the country participate in 5k and 10k events, not because they're particularly fond of subterranean exertions, but because they all love a good cause. They donate the proceeds and donations they accumulate to the Children's Therapeutic Learning Center and its many programs.

I don't know about you, but I can't think of a better way to raise money for education than running with 3000 people in a dark tunnel, fighting to be the first one out. Sounds like one heck of a good time!

But hey, if you want to get involved, or even celebrate in your own way by running around a dark room, be sure to bring along a pedometer to track your progress and a flashlight to avoid running into things.

A Room of One's Own Day (I Vant To Be Alone)

"I vant to be alone"

If you've ever muttered those immortal words by Greta Garbo (if you don't know who she is, Google her like RIGHT NOW), then you'll definitely appreciate today's zany holiday.

A Room of One's Own Day is a time to appreciate the joy of having your own room to duck into when you're tired, relaxed, or want to avoid family members. It's a prime opportunity to appreciate all the different things you could do in your own room. The possibilities are endless so we're not going to bother listing them off here.

If you don't have your room, try to avoid throwing yourself a pity party. You can spend today fantasizing about what it would feel like to not have to share a room with the person/people/animals/aliens that you currently live with.

For all the rest of you, celebrate today by outfitting your room in bed stress balls.

Belly Laugh Day (Hardy Har Har)

We don't want giggles. We don't want chuckles. We don't want that weird throat noise people make when they start to laugh and then try to stop. Today is all about big, huge, gigantic, raucous guffaws from the inner core of your very being. Today is Belly Laugh Day.

It's very easy to celebrate today...just laugh! But make sure it's as obnoxiously loud as possible. Slap your knees, crouch over, gasp for air, and make a giant spectacle of it.

If you're good enough at it, you might encourage everyone around you to do the same. Or you'll get stony silence and odd glares. It can really go either way.

To help with your cackling crusade, use a goofy laughing pen to help you accomplish your goals.

Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day (We Hope You Have Your License)

Do you drive a snowplow? No? Well, you're gonna wish you did after you read this. Today's gem of a zany holiday is Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day. The point of the day is painfully self-explanatory, but if you need some further explanation, here it is:

You get behind the wheel of a snowplow, preferably in a suburban or rural area, and maniacally drive around hitting other people's mailboxes.

It's guaranteed to be loads of winter fun. Extra points if you can avoid an arraignment!

Note:
We do not endorse the destruction of private property. So please, do not seriously celebrate Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day. Unless you're a doof. If you aren't, there are plenty of other games to keep you occupied.

Answer Your Cat's Question Day (Curiosity Killed The Cat)

Ever ponder what your cat is thinking? Does your cat ever stare at you like it has a very serious question to ask you?

Well today is the day to answer the burning questions of life that your kitty is pondering.

Yes, we all know your kitty is cute and furry and lovable but underneath all that fluff is a thoughtful mind of endless questions. Maybe it was all that cat nip that causes your cat to ponder so much. Then again promotional magic answer balls could be the thing for your cats to get their answers.

Squirrel Appreciation Day (Those Rascals)

Those crazy squirrels are at it again. Not only do they crawl into your birdfeeder but now they are demanding appreciation. I don't know about you but those rascally critters are every where and I don't think even promotional walnuts are going to stop them this time.

So appreciate your favorite squirrel today watch endless hours of that old cartoon Secret Squirrel to while away the hours.

Just don't feed them. Once you feed 'em you can't get rid of them.

Get to Know Your Customer Day (...You Do WHAT?)

Ever wanted to get inside the minds of your customers? Well today, you nosey little somethings, is just for you. Get to Know Your Customer Day allows you to break away from the traditional business relationships and get a bit friendlier.

If you're a salesperson, take your client out for a nifty little meal, if you're a high powered exec, step out of your luxurious office and spend a little time mingling with the peons.

While getting to know your customers on a more personal level, consider the following questions:

• Have you always been this weight?
  
• Is that your real hair?
  
• Can you believe how easily I've scammed you?
  
• Can I get some gum?
  
• Are you going to buy any gum in the near future?
  
• Have you ever wanted to be gum?
  
  etc.
  
  Once you're done bonding, celebrate your newfound friendsip by skipping around a meadow and playing with some bubble pens.

Ar-Ma-Geddon Outta Here! (Judgment Day)

Today might not be one of your brighter days. Prepare yourselves everyone, tis' Judgement Day. Now, you shouldn't panic. You can stop and reflect on your life and relationship with your deity(ies).Have you done anything recently (or ever) to really anger HIM/HER/IT/THEM? If not, then rejoice, the kingdom of God/Jehova/Buddha/Yahweh/Osiris/Krishna/Zeus/Kali Ma/Etc. is upon you. However, if you've been bad little worshipper, then maybe you should find a nice rock to hide under.

If you're an atheist, this day really doesn't apply to you, and you should spend today shopping, knitting, completing household errands, and finding out what to do with all the extra space you'll have soon.

For the believers, make sure you pack your favorite belongings in a nice, handy tote bag. You're gonna have a long trip ahead of you.
For the non-believers, promotional notepads will help you organize your many plans.

And remember, Judgement Day can be an extremely fulfilling experience (unless you end up in hell).

Full of Hot Air (Appreciate a Dragon Day)

Yes, ladies and gentleman, it’s time to appreciate your favorite dragon. Today all throughout the country, children in schools will pick out their favorite dragon from literature and pop culture and be able to celebrate. This picture above, from 1978’s Puff, The Magic Dragon, features the earliest dragon that I can ever remember being exposed to.

Other American pop culture dragons that children may be celebrating today include that crazy hormonal pink dragon from Shrek, the hostile dragons from the fourth movie in the Harry Potter series, and the dragon with the Eddie Murphy voice from Disney’s Mulan. Other scary animals to be celebrated can be found by looking through a large collection of promotional stuffed animals, I suppose…

We All Scream for... (Strawberry Ice Cream Day)

Yes, it is winter and it is cold out, but today nothing should stop you from heading to the local grocery store and picking up a huge container of strawberry ice cream. Today is Strawberry Ice Cream Day so it is the day to indulge in the decadence of strawberry goodness.

This is a fun holiday for kids. So, I scream. You Scream. Today We all Scream for Strawberry Ice Cream.

If gorging yourself on strawberry flavored ice cream takes you off your new years resolution track you can always celebrate the day with promotional ice cream cone stress ball

Hot - T - (National Hot Tea Month)

Celebrating Hot Tea Month is an excuse for tea lovers to enjoy a hot steaming cup of tea. With the cold and flu season in full swing you should take a look at all the ways to help make you feel better, and guess what? Tea is one of them.

Tea has been recognized as one of the top healthy foods of the new year. So for all of you weight watchers out there, you can sip a hot cup of tea or brew up some iced tea.

Promotional gourmet tea bags are a great way to get started celebrating this wacky day.

Light It Up! (US Surgeon General Declares Cigarettes Hazardous)

Forty-four years ago on January 11th, the United States Surgeon General, Luther Terry produced research showing the danger of smoking cigarettes. Unfortunately, it is only recently that larger efforts have been made to curb the health hazard.

Most of us know by now the dangers of smoking. It can cause all kinds of health problems, including bad breath. You can aid in the battle with items like promotional mints and gum or show your support against smoking with imprinted awareness bracelets.

Welcome to the Party! (Connecticut Ratifies Constitution)

On this day 220 years ago, the state of Connecticut ratified the constitution, joining Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Georgia. There's plenty to discover and celebrate about Connecticut, and here are a few tidbits for your amusement.

I bet you did not know it, but Connecticut is historically known as "the nutmeg state" because of voyages that brought in nutmeg in the 18th and 19th centuries when Connecticut was still a colony. Other random facts about Connecticut include its state insect (the praying mantis) and its state animal (the sperm whale).

Despite certain oddities about this great state, it has produced some noteworthy people, including Eli Whitney, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Katherine Heigl, and Keith Richards.

So what can you do to celebrate this great holiday? Why not give away some promotional spices to celebrate the nutmeg tradition, or show your Connecticut pride with a variety of patriotic products.

Telling Showy-ness (Show and Tell Day At Work)

Ever wanted to show something other than stress while at work? Well then, my hyper-tensioned friends, today is your day! It's Show and Tell Day at Work

Remember your school years? You know, before the mortgage, student loans, and varicose veins? Didn't you just love Show and Tell Day, when you would bring in your pet rock, your favorite book, or some embarassing personal item of your parents'?

Well today you can relive those moments with your coworkers. Bring in pictures of the drunken hilarity of your last new year's eve party. Or you can show off your new golf club. Be adventurous and bring in your last credit card statement. Or if you want something a bit more retro, you can even hand out promotional spring things to further relive the past.

I Have Had It! (I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore! Day)

I am tired of sitting in traffic. I am angry at pushy and loud people on the subways. I AM MAD AS HECK, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Ok! Good! Now I feel much better. Thanks to I'm not going to take it anymore day you can scream, kick, yell, and take control of all the events that happen in your life.

If you really can't take it anymore let out all your frustrations on a promotional stress ball. That will show 'em!

Who Knew? (Trivia Day)

Are you one of those people who is just full of useless knowledge?

It may seem a bit {ahem} "trivial" but today being trivia day is a time to celebrate those who know all sorts of facts. Those sources of useless information that like a search engine can spew out all sorts of odd ball answers to strange questions like?

• A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.



• A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years.



• 850 peanuts are needed to make an 18 oz. jar of peanut butter.

So if you sound like the underside of a cap from a popular iced tea drink, celebrate Trivia Day. But, if you dont seem to have all the answers then try finding the truth from promotional magic answer balls.

Ha...Ha...ha *cough* (Someday We'll Laugh About This Week)

Ever did something so incredibly stupid/awkward/embarassing/illegal that you couldn't do anything but exclaim to whoever was near you that "oh, we'll laugh about this one day!" Well, today is your day....well...this whole week is actually.

This week is a great way to start off the new year. It reminds us that it's really important to laugh at the silly and blockheaded things that we all do everyday. Case in point, it takes six days for people to violate 90 percent of their new year's resolutions. Now, we can sit and pout and whine about it all, or we could laugh and chuckle and guffaw over the whole thing!

Now how many times do we get to use guffaw in a sentence?

Anywho, to help with your jovialness, look at these promotional toys and games.

Life In The Not-as-Fast Lane (55-MPH Speed Limit Anniversary)

SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

Today marks the anniversary of the 55 MPH speed limit on highways. This caused a bit of controversy back then, but President Nixon (oh how we love him) ultimately signed the bill to conserve energy during the oil crisis in the 70's.

To celebrate today, drive really quickly and break as many traffic laws as possible!

J/K.

But while we're on the topic of driving, check out these cool car visor accesories.