(Via: Meatless Monday)
UGH fruitcakes are disgus…I mean HAPPY National Fruit Cake Month!
I have never tasted a good fruitcake before...NEVER so I am going to leave all the celebrating to you! Maybe you have a secret fruitcake recipe which can actually make a fruitcake that is edible but you can enjoy that dessert on your own. Please don’t send me fruitcake for Christmas to prove me wrong!
The only compliment I will give the infamous fruitcake is that it definitely is a colorful dessert for a decorative season like Christmas. But getting fruitcake for the holidays would be synonymous to getting a huge chunk of coal in my stocking from Santa! Not cool at all! I am sure you have better ideas for promoting Christmas, right?
Ok wait, where are you going…step away from the molasses and dried fruit!!!!