Mischief Night

I have written a poem for the folks who are thinking about misbehaving this evening for Mischief Night! Stay out of trouble!

Wait is Halloween tomorrow?
O, great sorrow!
That means tonight is for the naughty!
Do I really have to call the cops on thee?

Why are you so smitten?
That toilet paper better be for sh*****
As I grow tiresome of the prankster.
O, No! Terrible “Toilet-trees” cause a stir

Ding Dong at my bell
O What the hell!
Thought I got rid of you joker!
Go get a burger…
And think alittle about what you are doin’

Tricks and trouble
Sorry to bust your bubble
But you should probably use that egg for fryin’
Or else you might be cryin’
On this weird night for Mischief!

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Ok well I am no Shakespeare but in order to promote a holiday like Mischief Night, which is rightly also called Devil’s Night, I wanted to dedicate something for the potential pranksters! Is April Fool’s Day not enough for guys? Huh?!!?