We All Be Feeling Like A Pirate
Aye folks, Talk Like A Pirate Day be back. If ye missed last year's event ye better not miss out again.
Ye may be wonderin' what ta do for today. Dress like a pirate, talk like a pirate, and be a pirate for a day. If ye don't, I be sending ya down to Davy Jones Locker. Find ya treasure chest full of chocolate gold coins.
Let every message ye send out be written in pirate speak. Today is the day that the gathering of the pirate lords begins. So show your mettle and be a true gentleman or lass of fortune.