Beware of the Ides of April
While this might not be the happiest zany holiday, it is pretty weird, and definitely the creation of a fiscal conservative: Mourn for Your Money Day. Today you can mourn that money withheld in your paycheck that goes towards taxes.
The second step in the grief process is anger, which a lot of people tend to get angry when they get their paychecks and see just how much is being withheld for tax. Make sure to keep something handy around, like a stress ball, so when pay day comes around you can take your anger out on that as opposed to an unassuming temp (or the newel post).