It's toe-tal freedom!
Jeez, what's that smell? Oh yeah, it's No Socks Day! Every year on May 8th No Socks Day provides you the generous opportunity to free your toes from the confines of socks and stockings. While this zany holiday is one of the more comfortable ones out there, the creators of No Socks Day also claim that wearing less socks will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, it's healthy for the environment too!
The thoughtful people who came up with No Socks Day did include one important disclaimer: if you're going to participate, you must wash your feet the day before (sounds like a fair compromise to me). Anyway, join me in casting away your socks and freeing your feet from their soft cotton prisons on this day of toe-tal liberation!