Don't go Postal!
April 15th is National 'This Sucks' Day, which incidentally coincides with the last day to submit your tax returns to the government. But in light of my experience this morning, I would like to hereby submit a petition to change it to National Avoid the Post Office Day. While attempting to send a packaged to my dear, aged granny in Missouri, I was very nearly trampled to death by a stampeding crowd of desperate citizens attempting to avoid reclassification as tax evaders.
Now, people...I understand very well the reluctance to give the government your hard earned money, but this foot dragging until the last moment is getting rather ridiculous. Perhaps some custom imprinted calculators with tax day reminders will help prevent this in the future.