Today is the 13th annual Spay Day, a campaign to promote spaying/neutering as a solution to pet overpopulation. The Humane Society of the United States would like to remind pet owners that "it's not just rabbits who multiply like rabbits." Thousands of unwanted kittens and puppies are born every year and their fates are often tragic.
Some owners may be agonizing over Fido and Felix's feelings about the procedure. To those empathic pet owners, we say worry no more! The folks over at Neuticles would be more than happy to help Butch feel butch again. That's right people! For just $399, this company will happily assuage those feelings of guilt by replacing what was lost with handy prosthetics (complete with life-like veins)!
However, for those who think that is just nuts, perhaps taking your dog out and tossing a ball around will suffice to distract Snoopy after the 'fact.'