Attention all kleptomaniacs:
This month, we are asking all of you to kindly return any stolen supermarket shopping carts you may have snagged throughout the years. We're not sure exactly what you're doing with them or what manner of heinous game you might be playing, but consider all the poor shoppers who will go cartless due to your selfishness.
Now, we're more than happy to lend you a cart, for a reasonable fee of course. But outright stealing? Pft.
And while we're on the topic of stolen shopping carts, please return any milk crates, bread trays,ice cream baskets, and other food containers you may have lying around your stash. We're trying to run a business here people!
Sheesh.
Sincerely,
Management.
This month, we are asking all of you to kindly return any stolen supermarket shopping carts you may have snagged throughout the years. We're not sure exactly what you're doing with them or what manner of heinous game you might be playing, but consider all the poor shoppers who will go cartless due to your selfishness.
Now, we're more than happy to lend you a cart, for a reasonable fee of course. But outright stealing? Pft.
And while we're on the topic of stolen shopping carts, please return any milk crates, bread trays,ice cream baskets, and other food containers you may have lying around your stash. We're trying to run a business here people!
Sheesh.
Sincerely,
Management.
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