Think back to your childhood. Remember the tooth fairy? You know, the cute girlie girl that goes around the world to sprinkle her fairy dust,collect teeth, and leave money under your pillow? It's okay, you can admit it, you haven't thought about her in ages, have you?! So do it now and make up for the past! You just can't forget her simply because you think you're too mature now.
Give this fairy hussy some attention on her special day, She'll be mad if you don't.Be cool and get on her good side, and praise her for her hard work (she does leave money under the pillow of every kid in the world you know, there aren't exactly lots of postings on craigslist for that kinda job).
Make sure to mark the date and celebrate this day with your kids, friends, or other lonely adults ...surely you're not celebrating this one on your own! How about promotional t-shirts for kids with tooth fairies imprinted on them?!
We all know you don't really care about this day and are just using her for the money, so just make sure you're good and knock out a few of your kids' teeth to keep her happy and keep those dollars rolling in!
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I think it is OK to poke fun at the Toothfairy ! He/She is untraditional, unconventional but yet still falls nicely within our Fairy realm :)
Cheers, from a Green Friend, another Dental Toothfairy from "Toothfairycyberspace"
www.toothfairycyberspace.com
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