February 26th is the day we celebrate dandy Mr.Pete. But the world still wonders...who exactly is he? And why is he so great that we should do all these things for his sake? Then again, why not just do random things for his sake?
But what about the rest of us poor schmucks? Do we all get a day like this? If so, when will MY day come? More importantly, how exactly does one celebrate this esoteric holiday?
My sources have informed me that one merely need to utter the phases as often as possible, but this seems rather lackluster to me. If it is MY day I'd want something more. So here is my suggestion: on Tuesday, grab some popcorn and hold a MST3K-style viewing party for that atrocious Barbara Streisand movie, "For Pete's Sake."