If you haven't noticed all of the red heart shaped decorations everywhere then this is probably a good time to tell you...yup, Valentine's Day is around the corner and you are definitely unprepared.
In honor of this momentous holiday (andfor those who choose to ignore it), the 14th annual Dump Your "Significant Jerk" Week is underway. This week (Feb 4-10) is a chance for all you underappreciated boyfriends and girlfriends to take out the trash, get rid of that jerk, and find a special some one to share your V-day with!
For all you jerks out there, there may be hope yet! If you follow my instructions exactly there is a good possibility you won't get dumped. Make sure to shower your boyfriend or girlfriend with gifts like chocolate, candy and flowers. Try ordering some Valentine's Day Promotional Items with your girlfriend or boyfriends name printed on it, I bet that would make a real special impression.
For all you happy couples, have a wonderful V-day. And for all you jerks, better luck next year!
In honor of this momentous holiday (andfor those who choose to ignore it), the 14th annual Dump Your "Significant Jerk" Week is underway. This week (Feb 4-10) is a chance for all you underappreciated boyfriends and girlfriends to take out the trash, get rid of that jerk, and find a special some one to share your V-day with!
For all you jerks out there, there may be hope yet! If you follow my instructions exactly there is a good possibility you won't get dumped. Make sure to shower your boyfriend or girlfriend with gifts like chocolate, candy and flowers. Try ordering some Valentine's Day Promotional Items with your girlfriend or boyfriends name printed on it, I bet that would make a real special impression.
For all you happy couples, have a wonderful V-day. And for all you jerks, better luck next year!
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