Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Change Your Name Day (Because Your Parents Never Asked For Your Input)


Some people really love their names. Some names are just inherently cool. Other people, however, really hate their names, and if you're a part of this group, then today's holiday is just for you. Change Your Name Day allows you to dispose of your despised monkier and adopt a hipper, funner, more fitting one.

Once you've chosen your new name, (and make sure it's appropriate, since Bummy McFloozy just won't fly) there's a bunch of fun things you can do with it!
  • Insist that everyone call you by your new name, and if they don't, get irrationally angry and throw something.

  • Change the signature file on your emails, which will undoubtedly confuse lots of people.

  • Get your new name engraved on a fancy pen

  • Play The Name Game Song with a few people and really throw them for a loop.
Bummy Bummy Bo-Ummy
Banana-fana Fo-Fummy
Fee-fi Mo-Mummy
Bummy!
See how fun?

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