Some people really love their names. Some names are just inherently cool. Other people, however, really hate their names, and if you're a part of this group, then today's holiday is just for you. Change Your Name Day allows you to dispose of your despised monkier and adopt a hipper, funner, more fitting one.
Once you've chosen your new name, (and make sure it's appropriate, since Bummy McFloozy just won't fly) there's a bunch of fun things you can do with it!
- Insist that everyone call you by your new name, and if they don't, get irrationally angry and throw something.
- Change the signature file on your emails, which will undoubtedly confuse lots of people.
- Get your new name engraved on a fancy pen
- Play The Name Game Song with a few people and really throw them for a loop.
Bummy Bummy Bo-Ummy
See how fun?