Do you drive a snowplow? No? Well, you're gonna wish you did after you read this. Today's gem of a zany holiday is Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day. The point of the day is painfully self-explanatory, but if you need some further explanation, here it is:
You get behind the wheel of a snowplow, preferably in a suburban or rural area, and maniacally drive around hitting other people's mailboxes.
It's guaranteed to be loads of winter fun. Extra points if you can avoid an arraignment!
Note:
We do not endorse the destruction of private property. So please, do not seriously celebrate Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day. Unless you're a doof. If you aren't, there are plenty of other games to keep you occupied.
You get behind the wheel of a snowplow, preferably in a suburban or rural area, and maniacally drive around hitting other people's mailboxes.
It's guaranteed to be loads of winter fun. Extra points if you can avoid an arraignment!
Note:
We do not endorse the destruction of private property. So please, do not seriously celebrate Snowplow Mailbox Hockey Day. Unless you're a doof. If you aren't, there are plenty of other games to keep you occupied.
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