Ever wanted to get inside the minds of your customers? Well today, you nosey little somethings, is just for you. Get to Know Your Customer Day allows you to break away from the traditional business relationships and get a bit friendlier.
If you're a salesperson, take your client out for a nifty little meal, if you're a high powered exec, step out of your luxurious office and spend a little time mingling with the peons.
While getting to know your customers on a more personal level, consider the following questions:
- Have you always been this weight?
- Is that your real hair?
- Can you believe how easily I've scammed you?
- Can I get some gum?
- Are you going to buy any gum in the near future?
- Have you ever wanted to be gum?
Once you're done bonding, celebrate your newfound friendsip by skipping around a meadow and playing with some bubble pens.