Today might not be one of your brighter days. Prepare yourselves everyone, tis' Judgement Day. Now, you shouldn't panic. You can stop and reflect on your life and relationship with your deity(ies).Have you done anything recently (or ever) to really anger HIM/HER/IT/THEM? If not, then rejoice, the kingdom of God/Jehova/Buddha/Yahweh/Osiris/Krishna/Zeus/Kali Ma/Etc. is upon you. However, if you've been bad little worshipper, then maybe you should find a nice rock to hide under.
If you're an atheist, this day really doesn't apply to you, and you should spend today shopping, knitting, completing household errands, and finding out what to do with all the extra space you'll have soon.
For the believers, make sure you pack your favorite belongings in a nice, handy tote bag. You're gonna have a long trip ahead of you.
For the non-believers, promotional notepads will help you organize your many plans.
And remember, Judgement Day can be an extremely fulfilling experience (unless you end up in hell).
If you're an atheist, this day really doesn't apply to you, and you should spend today shopping, knitting, completing household errands, and finding out what to do with all the extra space you'll have soon.
For the believers, make sure you pack your favorite belongings in a nice, handy tote bag. You're gonna have a long trip ahead of you.
For the non-believers, promotional notepads will help you organize your many plans.
And remember, Judgement Day can be an extremely fulfilling experience (unless you end up in hell).
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