Frightening Fennel, Terrifying Tuna (Haunted Refrigerator Night)

Tonight, on October 30th, screams of terror will be heard around the world as curious folk delve into the depths of their refrigerators. Ghouls and Goblins have nothing on that two month old casserole or the neglected wedge of cheese in the corner. Tupperware to seal out bacteria? More like, tupper-not!

These bacterial creepers are persistent, but a few (explicitly) imprinted promotional refrigerator magnets should send them packing. Just be ready for a re-match in a year.