I Wonder What Happened to Them... (National One-Hit Wonder Day)

Remember all of those catchy songs you've heard over the years but cannot for the life of you name the anonymous artist behind the "hit" or any of thier follow-up attempts at Billboard Top 40 Glory? I remember. The songs. Not the artists or the rest of their "music careers."

Celebrate those songs that we hate to remember from artists that we love to forget. Belt out "Oh Mickey you're so fine!" after dancing around to "Mambo No. 5" while you're "Turning Japanese."

Warning: Unearthing of some of these particularly infectious songs may cause unhealthy levels of stress. Have some promotional trebel clef music stress balls handy to squeeze just in case you get urge to hurt someone.