This be the greatest holiday to ever grace the Seven Seas!
Aye, it be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Now, all ye landlubbers best get to learnin' true pirate phrases, or it be the plank for the lot of ya!
Arr, me hearty, there be many ways to celebrate this great, grand day! Swab the deck, dig up some booty, or have a good glass o' mead, what'er ya figure to do, make sure you be talkin' like a tried and true gentleman (or lass) of fortune.
Shiver me timbers, ye all best look at these promotional pirate rubber duckies to help with yer celebratin'.
Warning, I be told they are not for the lily-livered squiffies among ya.